Rightmare

Rightmare - a dream in which the Republicans attain their ultimate goal of unilateral power and make it illegal to be poor or not white.
"Man, I had the worst rightmare last night, I was getting busy with my girl and the police broke in and gave me a ticket for 'non-approved sexual position', it was just the inverted monkey catcher, what the hell?"

Note, I have no idea if there is a sexual position called the inverted monkey catcher but I'm pretty sure that there should be.

New Word Friday - Kinsanity

Some of the words I coin are easy to figure out, some require a little explanation.

I think today's new word needs no explanation at all.

Kinsanity - being driven insane by your relatives (kin) is kinsanity.

Monday's New Word

Bummingbird - a pessimistic hummingbird.

Sunday's New Word

Rolished - a role that is relished.

Saturday's New Word

How odd, today's new word is so very apropos for reasons that have to remain shrouded lest I arouse the demon.

Martality - state of being subject to death by marriage.

Friday's New Word

This will bring us back up to speed on the week of new words. Today's new word will be published at its semi-regularly scheduled time.

Flautos - flautas made out of or to look like cars (autos).

Thursday's New Word

Wocha - (pronounced Woe-ka, like mocha with a W) a first thing out of bed chocolate coffee is a wocha, as in wake and mocha, a take on the tried and true wake and bake.

Wednesday's Word

Wednesday's word was:

Bickersode - a regularly scheduled bickering sesssion.

I forgot to get these queued up for automatic publishing, we have been off camping for the last several days. I'll shoot out the others presently as well.

Tuesday's New Word: Coffeenated

Because I'm pinched for time, as always, here's today's new word without much fanfare.

Coffeenated - adding coffee to anything and everything.

Boo....ya.

Monday's New Word: Conduchive

Woopsy, missed the post yesterday. That's because I was doing man stuff and fixing my deck with my versasaw, circular saw, power drill and other implements of mostly destruction and occasional construction. Anyway, today's new word is a goodie, I think. Hope you like it

Conduchive - conducive to being a douche.

Nice, eh?

Day 3's New Word

Here we go, no time for jibber jabber, there's deck destruction to undertake!

Feeked - getting fucked by fees.

Guess who's changed banks recently?

Day 2 of the Week of New Words

What? You thought I'd forgotten already? No, no, I'm saving that for day five or six. Anyway, here's Day 2's word.

Mension - a mention of a mansion (alternative is Mantion).

Yeah, yeah, I know, they can't all be super awesome.

The Fondude

Because I've been short on longer post inspiration, I thought I'd parcel out the rather good sized list of new words I've invented recently.

The first is one of my new favorites because its clever which rhymes with cheddar and I like both.

Fondude - that guy on the floor who got a fondue pot for Christmas during freshman year of college? Yeah, he was the Fondude.

Today's New Word

I had lamented on Twitter the other day (Twitter is superb for lamenting, by the way) that I'd not coined any new words since my recent mega blast of new words.

Well, that changed this afternoon as I was heading home from picking up my son from school. The new word?

Amkneesia - when you forget that you've got a bad knee or knees you are suffering from amkneesia.

Hell yeah, I'm liking it!

Mega New Words Ultra Blow Out with Turbos and Lasers! And a Kitten with an Eye Patch!

We've got a whole boatload of new words to get to. Some groaners (Rueben and Trumpathy) but also some superstars like Mewt and Urpa. And as always, these words will be cross-posted to my Fictionarium for posterity and because I enjoy cross-posting (don't judge me!). Like 'em? Leave a comment. Hate 'em? Leave a comment! Need directions? Leave a comment!

And now, let's get to wording it up in here!

Blaizzez faire - someone who doesn't care where they smoke (pot). Yes, I know laissez faire is spelled with more S's but it rolls better with the Z's

Mewt - a cat that won't meow

Embarrify - the act of embarrassing someone is embarrifying them

Urpa - urban sherpa

Rueben - a sandwich you regret eating

Whorror - a horrifying prostitute

Internlude - take a break from work to do an internship

Bitchycle - someone who keeps complaining even after getting on their bike

Monochromous - a monotonous one-sided
"conversation"

Ashean - ocean filled with ash

Ofiend - a regular and often fiend

Explanatino - a latino who explains himself (rare)

Opposuite - a suite on the opposite side of the hallway or a "mirror image" suite

Trampathy - sympathy or empathy for tramps

Trumpathy - sympathy for Donald Trump (curable via medication and/or lobotomy).

That's all he wrote for now, folks! Don't forget to tip your waitresses and wrap your rascals!

And, yes, here is a picture of a kitten with an eyepatch. The pirate hat is just a bonus because you've been good. Haven't you?

New Word Wednesday

Time to bust out some new words that I've been sitting on. Almost all of these are my own but the last, spotaneously, was an accident by a pal on Skyrates.

Hatino - a hateful latino

Pastellar - really, really nice pastel colors

Staplier - supplier of staples

Seethan - an angry (or seething) heathen

Pitio - an outdoor space for pity

Beautility - the beauty of something that's really useful.

Blockularity - taking great pleasure in cock blocking someone results in blockularity

Schlockularity - taking pleasure in the purchase of plastic crap is schlockularity

Purade - a parade of only the pure (think white supremacist mentality)

Spotaneously - spontaneously on a spot.

And that's a wrap for this go-round. As always, these words will be cross posted to my Fictonarium for long term storage.

New Word Monday!

I came up with my tenth new word since my last new word post and that means its time to drop them into the wild. As always, all new words get (eventually) cross posted to the Fictionarium where they are all kept nice and orderly. On to the new words! Pronunciation guides in parentheses where needed.

Awetumn - an awesome Fall season. Or possibly being in awe of Fall's beauty (think the changing leaves in Vermont).

Wrecklica - a replica of a wreck.

Fatographer - fat photographer or someone who specializes in photographing fat people (a growing segment!).

Barea - bare area.

Dontal Care - really bad dental care.

Couchebag - (cooch-bag) a douchebag who never gets up off the couch.

Computee - (comp-u-tee) someone who's had their computer removed.

Luberty - the freedom to use lube.

Flatina - a not very well endowed latina (flat chested).

Gridlocracy - a government stuck in gridlock by a minority of determined (though misguided) politicians. Hat to TheSchnack for coining Gridlocracy.

Let me know if any words particularly strike you. I've got a couple I like but I'm always interested to hear what appeals to others.

Its New Word Tuesday!

Time to clear out my new words that have been piling up all over the place. As always, these words will be cross posted to the IP Fictionarium. Without further ado, let's get to the new words.

New Word Wednesday is Back!

That's right, campers, its time for another new word blast! I will get these and other new words I've created posted over on the Fictionarium sooner or later (though the smart money is on later).

Enough jibber jabber, let's get to the new words!

Oddvice - strange or odd advice

Scrone - pastry for a mean old lady

Almoast - bread that is almost toast

Thawt - thinking that thaws one out

Scruel - a cruel school

Pricknic - a picnic for jerks

Stopics - topics that kill conversations

Let me know which words you liked or disliked or if you've got an alternate spelling or definition!

A Cornucopia of New Word Awesomeness

Maybe its something I eat or maybe it is one of my brain and body's many mechanisms for dealing with stress but I have been on a new word creation tear lately. Most of these have come to me in the last couple of days and I've forgotten several more as my thoughts flit about inside my head.

But enough jibber jabber, let's get to the new words! As always, these words will be added to the Fictionarium when I have time (which is why the last post of new words hasn't made it over there yet). So here they are in no particular order.

Abracadaver - someone who makes dead bodies disappear says "Abracadaver" when he makes them vanish

Idloo - a small fortress of solitude made of snow for self reflection

Pornucopia - (almost) too much hawt pron. Almost because, really is there such a thing as too much porn?

Enditor - someone who edits suicide notes and obituaries

Opposocks - when the only socks you can find have the exact opposite colors

Propertoes - wholly owned (i.e. not rented or borrowed) toes

Brokeh - badly done bokeh photography

Cumputer - computer used solely for surfing porn

Togurt - the body cheese generated by a couple of hard partying days in a toga (don't pretend you haven't done the Roman-style lost weekend of partying)

Blottery - partying so hard after winning the lottery that you don't remember
winning it

Sticket - a ticket that feels like a stick shoved up your backside