Mega New Words Ultra Blow Out with Turbos and Lasers! And a Kitten with an Eye Patch!

We've got a whole boatload of new words to get to. Some groaners (Rueben and Trumpathy) but also some superstars like Mewt and Urpa. And as always, these words will be cross-posted to my Fictionarium for posterity and because I enjoy cross-posting (don't judge me!). Like 'em? Leave a comment. Hate 'em? Leave a comment! Need directions? Leave a comment!

And now, let's get to wording it up in here!

Blaizzez faire - someone who doesn't care where they smoke (pot). Yes, I know laissez faire is spelled with more S's but it rolls better with the Z's

Mewt - a cat that won't meow

Embarrify - the act of embarrassing someone is embarrifying them

Urpa - urban sherpa

Rueben - a sandwich you regret eating

Whorror - a horrifying prostitute

Internlude - take a break from work to do an internship

Bitchycle - someone who keeps complaining even after getting on their bike

Monochromous - a monotonous one-sided
"conversation"

Ashean - ocean filled with ash

Ofiend - a regular and often fiend

Explanatino - a latino who explains himself (rare)

Opposuite - a suite on the opposite side of the hallway or a "mirror image" suite

Trampathy - sympathy or empathy for tramps

Trumpathy - sympathy for Donald Trump (curable via medication and/or lobotomy).

That's all he wrote for now, folks! Don't forget to tip your waitresses and wrap your rascals!

And, yes, here is a picture of a kitten with an eyepatch. The pirate hat is just a bonus because you've been good. Haven't you?

New Word Thursday!

That's right, kids, its time for another explosion of new words. I don't think there's much of a theme to today's new words, aside from generalized awesomeness, of course. These will be cross-posted on my Fictionarium as well and maybe even to my Posterous which I rediscovered yesterday and am planning on using quite a bit more often as a posting mechanism.

And hey, let me know if any of these tickle your funny bone or make you say Hmmmmmmm.

Virtuaous - virtually virtuous, someone who plays nicely only but is a jerk in real life (yeah, I know its usually the other way around)

New Word Monday!

My brain is still all fogged up from not enough sleep so let's take the easy way out and post some new words! Time for another blast of new words straight from my brain to yours. A couple of borrowed new words with attributions added to the mix this time around. And yes, of course, these will all make their way to the Fictionarium for long term storage.

Tribernation - the off season for triathletes (liberated from Lava Magazine).

Mantics - man antics.

Fantics - fan antics.

Rxcess - too many prescription pills.

Injest - joking while eating.

Celebrification - the making of celebrity even though the target's done nothing to earn it (see the Palins or Hiltons).

Smute - muted porn.

Shopeful - shopping for hope.

Canstruction - amazing structures made from canned goods (borrowed from @OurOcean).

Metaphor shower - being bombarded by metaphors.

Pumpular Mechanics - a magazine for hot mechanics.

Ironirock - ironic rock (Amy Winehouse's Rehab).

Its New Word Tuesday!

Time to clear out my new words that have been piling up all over the place. As always, these words will be cross posted to the IP Fictionarium. Without further ado, let's get to the new words.

New Word Wednesday is Back!

That's right, campers, its time for another new word blast! I will get these and other new words I've created posted over on the Fictionarium sooner or later (though the smart money is on later).

Enough jibber jabber, let's get to the new words!

Oddvice - strange or odd advice

Scrone - pastry for a mean old lady

Almoast - bread that is almost toast

Thawt - thinking that thaws one out

Scruel - a cruel school

Pricknic - a picnic for jerks

Stopics - topics that kill conversations

Let me know which words you liked or disliked or if you've got an alternate spelling or definition!

Friday New Word of the Day BLOW OUT

My manager just told me these new words have got to be moved out, they're taking up space and we've got to start making space for all the new 2010 models (though it looks like the Toyota line may be delayed). Anyway, here's a whole ton of new words to add to your vocabulary just don't be all Washington Post-y and steal them to pretend you came up with them on your own, that's lame.

Tasklost - lost in the swirling maelstrom of an out of control tasklist. Side note, I just read an interesting idea, instead of making a To Do list, try making Don't Do list, it should be shorter.

Banus - bonus anus, you got one asshole and were gifted with a second one.

Corno - pornography featuring corn.

Soilitary - people who don't bathe often, are dirty (or soiled) and are often alone are considered soilitary types.

Tokel - someone who becomes a yokel when they smoke dope.

Dimmy - dim dummy. Yes, its redundant but I enjoy saying dimmy, as in "Don't mind him, he's just a dimmy".

Cramp out - when you are on a long bike ride (or run) and you cramp up so badly that you have to wait for a pick up, the time spent waiting for the ride is the cramp out.

Fassel - a fast vessel. Created when Cyclelicious misheard me while mountain biking the other day. But its a good word and its going into the book.

Champang - the feeling of regret after getting really drunk and stupid on champagne.

Distall - a distilled installation, a barebones software installation.

Hornon - horny moron. See here for an example of a hornon.

Portraded - positive/negative portrayal solely for the purposes of pushing through a trade (think Manny Ramirez pretending to be hurt so the Red Sox would trade him).

Portarded - portrayed as an imbecile.

Perude - perusing prudes. Like window shopping for sexual frustration.

Furstration - frustrated over fur. Think the increasingly ridiculous PETA.

All these new words are simultaneously cross posted to my Fictionarium. Head over and have a peruse.

New Word Blowout!

That's right folks, its a New Word Blowout, we are moving these new words and you can get a great deal on one of these shiny new beauties. All of these news words will be posted here and then posted over the IP Fictionarium individually if you care to rate them (which would be great as I crave feedback and validation of just how clever I am). So they are in no particular order.

Indensity - dense intensity. People who are deeply passionate about something they don't know enough about to form a complete opinion. The people who hold poorly spelled protest signs, anti-gay rights activists, Glenn Beck, these are the poster children for indensity.

It is a very difficult condition to overcome with logic and reasoning because the positions are so entrenched as to be underground where they can't or won't hear you.

Dividences - divided by differences.

Techxorcism - tech exorcism, driving the poltergeists and demons out of a computer or a network through a combination of voodoo and reinstallations. It is unlikely that I'm the first to come up with this mash-up new word but I'm pretending that I am.

Troubleshat - troubleshooting stupid shit.

Maneuvure - take maneuver and mash it into manure and you get maneuvure which means a shitty move, nasty thing to do, like sleeping with your best friend's ex or eating someone else's lunch in the company break room.

Horrifuck - sex with a horrible person or someone that makes you feel horrible.

Uncome - the opposite of income.

Twetiquette - twitter etiquette.

Hardor - ardor, or intense feelings of love, made more difficult to sustain, i.e. harder ardor.

Pission - pissed on passion. The "Not tonight, dear, I have a headache" syndrome.

Forture - fortunate torture. The only example of this I can think of is how the use of torture during the Bush Administration was used as a major recruiting tool for the terrorists.

Stathroom - staff bathroom.

NWoTD - Kakaphony

Kakaphony - when a parent is convinced that a diapered kid has just made a major deposit in his/her diaper but, upon inspection, no such load exists. The "evidence" can also be accompanied by aural aides like loud juicy farts (nice, eh?).

Like this word? Head over to the Fictionarium and rate it.

Rate My Fictionarium

It occurred to me last night that I should see about adding ratings to the new words I create and post here and on the Fictionarium.

Imagine my joy when a quick Google search discovered that ratings are already built into the draft.blogger.com. I'm still monkeying around with getting the ratings to be visually synergistic with the rest of the blog but its pretty much under construction until I can get back to it and get all the old sidebar info added back. This is one of the problems with upgrading to the new layouts.

I wish there a way to add ratings to individual posts that linked into those ratings over there but I'm just not that good. Yet. I'll keep looking around for add-on systems that allow me to do things exactly as I want to do them.

In the meantime, head over and rate some words! Please.

[Update: I'm actually thinking that I might end up using a third party solution as its more extensible and flexible for my needs. But rate away in the meantime anyway, its all good.]

NWoTD - Addrift

Today's new word is brought to you by....hey, what's that shiny thing over there?....sorry, today's word is brought to you by ADD (or ADHD if you have the high def kind).

Addrift - lost in the confusion and distractable sea of attention deficit disorder. Sometimes it is very hard to keep track of where you are and what you are supposed to be doing, this is being addrift.

Another quality word from your friends at Intellectual Poison and archived for all eternity over at the Fictionarium.

Its New Word Wednesday!

It has been a little while since I've tossed out some new words I've come up with. I lost a few because they didn't get written down soon enough but I think I caught more than I lost, we'll see. One thing I have discovered this morning is that sometimes my new words are other people's mispelt words.

Absoslutly - definitely a slut. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Doploma - one of those dopey pay-fer diplomas you can buy online from a non-accredited university to display on your wall is a doploma.

Promuse - an amusing promise or a promise made while wistfully thinking.

Saddisfy, saddisfying or saddisfied - some folks aren't happy unless they are sad. When those people have achieved their desired level of sadness, they have been saddisfied.

Transfortation - the process of converting your couch and its cushions into a fortress is called transfortation.

[Update: Karen has offered another new word, cynnisfied - satisfaction is only achieved once a proper level of cynicism has been reached. A broadly inflicted by-product of the ShrubCo years.]

NWoTD - Stupiduty

Today's new word comes from the story about the woman who was raped and then arrested and jailed for a four year old bench warrant and denied her second dosage of an emergency contraceptive which has exposed the police and nurse involved to a huge and expensive and totally avoidable lawsuit.

Stupiduty - when doing your job (or doing your duty if that contradicts with your employment) means you have to behave in an incredibly stupid manner.

Guess where the rest of the new words are hiding? That's right, in the Fictionarium and over its Wordpress quasi-twin IP Fictionarium.

Tags: stupiduty, fictionarium, new words, inventing language, NWotD

More Blog Names to Share

An assortment of blog names that I think up over time as well as some new words down below.

Part Time Asshole - angry ranty style blog.
Short, Sweet and Go Fuck Yourself - Ranty McRantinstein
Ranty McRantingstein - look elsewhere for flowery prose.
The Cursmudgeon - messy grump.
The Curmudungeon - mean and nasty grump with a leather fetish.
Scranting Reeds - or Scranting Reads, a play on Ranting Screeds. Most likely a vent blog but perhaps with clever wordplay as a common theme.
Unbelievable Tool - either a conspiracy theory loony blog or someone who likes to rant about Bush alot.
Dinkus - a low self esteem blog.
Thinksgaving - malaprop humor blog.

And some new words as well.
Angravation - when you get aggravated and angry.
Misshaken - a martini that should have been stirred.
Cornspiracy - obviously a conspiracy involving corn.
Pronspiracy - how the cool kids talk about intrique in the silicone boob and shaved nuts universe.
Vedia - video media.
Shillions - money made for being a corporate spokesperson.
Procrasturbation - um, wanking when you should be doing something more constructive. A great new word from grapefruitmoon.
Diffinct - distinctly different.
Frenemy - enemy friends or friendly enemies. Think someone you know and like but fight with constantly. This comes via the Divine Digital Di.
Flickture - photos uploaded to Flickr or, more precisely, pictures uploaded to Flickr.
Sarchasm - the gulf between your wit and someone's ability to understand it.
Peckerish - feeling like a little dick.
Faco - fake taco.
Tags: fictionary