And now, let's get to wording it up in here!
Blaizzez faire - someone who doesn't care where they smoke (pot). Yes, I know laissez faire is spelled with more S's but it rolls better with the Z's
Mewt - a cat that won't meow
Embarrify - the act of embarrassing someone is embarrifying them
Urpa - urban sherpa
Rueben - a sandwich you regret eating
Whorror - a horrifying prostitute
Internlude - take a break from work to do an internship
Bitchycle - someone who keeps complaining even after getting on their bike
Monochromous - a monotonous one-sided
"conversation"
Ashean - ocean filled with ash
Ofiend - a regular and often fiend
Explanatino - a latino who explains himself (rare)
Opposuite - a suite on the opposite side of the hallway or a "mirror image" suite
Trampathy - sympathy or empathy for tramps
Trumpathy - sympathy for Donald Trump (curable via medication and/or lobotomy).
That's all he wrote for now, folks! Don't forget to tip your waitresses and wrap your rascals!
