7.01.2004

News Flash: Mary-Kate Not in Rehab for Anorexia

I did not see the news piece this morning but my wife did and she said that Mary-Kate isn't in rehab for being a skeleton with skin draped over it. She's apparently really in rehab because she's got a pretty severe cocaine problem.

Its unsubstantiated, its wildly speculative and there's very little to base this on (except that I trust my wife isn't hearing voices of newscasters telling her false stories).

But damn, if she isn't in rehab for being anorexic then she should be. There's very little that's attractive about someone who's joints are wider than the muscles they're supposed to be supporting. Yuck.

Oh yeah, Scott Peterson, noted scumbag and alleged double murderer, on his first date with Amber Frey (the other woman) kept her out long enough so that her babysitter, the one who introduced them, had to call her and tell her to come home so she could go to work. It was the next morning.

Scott Peterson may not have actually murdered his wife and then unborn son but he's pretty well proved himself to be an utterly reprehensible human being. But just for the record, I think he's guilty as hell. If not of doing the deed himself, being the ringleader in making it happen. His actions just after, his actions during the investigation and how he was arrested just makes him look as guilty as hell. And these admissions of his adultery and basically being a filthy dickbag aren't helping at all.

Oh yeah, it seems like tons of people are rolling through here looking for news about Debra Beasley Lafave, the 23 year old teacher who somehow thought it was a good idea to have sex with one of her 14 year old students. I wish I had more to give you all aside from this Yahoo pic of her. But thanks for coming through. As of a quarter to 8 this morning, I've already gotten about a third more hits than I get in a full day. To paraphrase our Commander in Thief, "Bring it on!"

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