rolled off the assembly line. This week's cheese is about answering 180 degrees from how you normally would.
Sound like fun? Alrighty then, here we go. Remember, opposites. And try to really sell it as if you mean it. Spin it into the truth if you can.
1. What's your favorite food?
Honeydew melons! Can't get enough of those sweet, juicy buggers.
2. What Constitutional Amendment is the most important?
The one where the military has to ask permission before occupying your house. That's a really important and good one.
3. What needs to be added to the Amendments?
The one I read about that will make it a crime for fat people to wear skimpy clothing. I think's the Belly Shirt Amendment or something, but it is incredibly important for America to be safeguarded from seeing slabs of skin hanging off of the obese. Yep, that's the one.
4. Is truth relative?
Yes, truth cannot exist in the absolute without the frenzied machinations of man.
5. Who's the best leader your nation has right now?
Bearing in mind that this is Opposites Week for the Cheddar X, this response is opposite of how I really feel, thanks to Shawn for making me add the disclaimer.
George W. Bush. His vision, his ability to speak clearly, his scrupulous honesty and intelligence have united the nation and the world behind him. Again, not how I really feel, its satire, dig?
6. What lets you sleep soundly at night?
See the italicized section above for how this one works too! Knowing that George Bush is working day and night to safeguard this nation, that he is pursuing those nasty terrorists where ever they hide, that he only set us into a war as the final solution after completely exhausting all the other avenues. Knowing that Mr. Bush cares so very deeply about the plight of all Americans, not just the wealthy who give him money, alot of money. Knowing that George Bush has a smirked eye on the horizon and a cheap cliche on his lips ready.
Yep, that's my Cheese and I'm sticking to it. Wnat some? Go and get some!
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