The Mentality of This Town

Okay, I'm used to some of the cultural differences between us. I know I live in a predominantly hispanic community. I know that I'm the foreigner here, I see the looks.

I don't want to be here either, believe me, as soon as we can sell our house and get the fuck back to our part of the county, I will be packing up and moving us overnight.

But sometimes I am just truly fucking amazed at the utterly stupid fucknut mentality of the people around here. It just does not make any sense. I've never been among a people so incredibly self absorbed. They litter like nothing else, they don't pick up after their dogs on the path, they fuck with their shitty little cars at 6:30 in the morning on Saturdays sometimes, they just truly do not give the first fucking damn about anyone but themselves and I'm about ready to knock some fucking heads together.

My house shares a driveway with three other houses. My house is the third one down. The driveway has a pretty wide opening and that's the only reason I didn't lose my shit when I got home. Why? Because the asswipe fucknuts loser dad with the gold crowns on his front teeth (oh yeah, that's a good look! Oh yeah!) saw fit to park his van across the driveway, blocking more than two thirds of it. Not because there weren't any other spaces available, there was plenty of space in front of him, he just didn't give a fuck.

So I pull around him, don't see anyone around to ask to move it and then just go down and park my car. I walked back up a few minutes later to get my mail and saw him coming out of the house on the corner. I pointed at his van and told him to move it.

Now get this, this retarded numbfuck says, "Why?"

So I tell him so that my wife can get into our driveway and park in front of our house. And he tells me to wait a minute. I almost fucking killed him, stinky asswipe motherfucker.

I hate this town. And I am trying my damnedest to not apply the lessons learned here to the culture as a whole but it is incredibly hard when its in your face every day. I'm sick of these wankers not thinking beyond their own stupid little worlds.