Here's the thing. You fucking brain surgeons don't seem to get it. Your "Urgent" letters to try and get me to consolidate my student loans with your "Pre-Approved" stamps and all that other lame ass stupid marketing bullshit needs to stop.
The law hasn't been changed so I cannot RE-consolidate my loans. I've already done it (which you fucking fools would know if you bothered to check my damn records) and it cannot be done again.
Stop sending me your misguided and deceptive bullshit letters, all I do is tear them in half and throw them away. Stop the phone calls too. I don't want to listen to some half literate moron reading in Mr. Robot voice from a stupid script.
Take your "Super Low Rate" offers, cram them into an irregular ball shaped wad and stuff them right up your asses.
I get at least three of these things a week and its a waste of time on all sides. You're wasting resources, you're wasting your company's money and you're wasting my time.
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