is coming right at ya. Better be ready to duck, dodge or swallow!
First couple of questions come from Karen at Princess In Pain.
1. Describe how you saw yourself in high school.
I was an idiot back in school. I roamed cliques, partied with everyone, slept in classes and generally did as much as I could to avoid being considered an intellectual type. I love irony in the morning, it smells like humble pie.
[Update: Thanks to skootchy, I'm amending this post with my comment. I knew I was an idiot back in school but I was trying to overcome the legacy of being "Little Pete" in my classes and among the students.
It was actually pretty hard to follow Peter through school because he left a damned big set of footprints to follow in. And I didn't want to follow, so I went bushwhacking and made my own path.]
2. If you could select the sex of your baby, would you? Which would you choose and why?
I don't think I would because I like the whole naturalness of the current system but I wouldn't mind if we had a boy first.
3. What would you name you child if it were a girl? A boy?
This one's easy, if the baby's a girl then she'll be named Stella Jane and if its a boy, Gradon Carl.
And the rest are from my own sick and tormented mind.
4. What are the best and worst pick up lines you've heard/used?
I'm not cool enough to use pick up lines so these are all overheard or related after the fact. Somebody call Heaven, they lost an angel.
[Update: Um yeah, I think I'd intended on adding a few more to address that "these are all", that's what I get for speed posting. Anyway, here's a couple more to fill it out some: "So, what do you like for breakfast?", "I won't lie to you, I just want to fuck you", a variation on the angel theme "Did it hurt?" she replies, "Did what hurt?" he comes back with "When you fell from heaven, did it hurt?", "Someone call the fire department because you are SMOKIN'!". I'm sure there are plenty more that are just as stupid but that's all I've got for now.
5. What's the worst break up line you've heard or used?
Its not you, it's me. Um, no, that's utter bullshit and, worse, nobody's fooled by it.
6. Heard any good jokes lately?
Yeah but I always fall back on the few that I know well. Like, what's the square root of 69? Ate something.
7. Is the glass half full or half empty or did the dog knock it over?
I've got a puppy with a wild tail, that glass has been smashed and she's now trying to eat the shards.
8. When was the last time you were tricked?
Its looking more and more like alot of people were tricked by Layne. I don't feel cheated, I just prefer a little more upfrontness in a blog. And hey, I just invented a new word, uppityfrontedness - someone who's snotty about being "brutally" honest.
And that's my Cheese. Can I go now?
By the way, this Cheddar X post represents the 1800th in Intellectual Poison's storied history! And we're also approaching the 100,000 visitor mark too!
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