6.17.2004

Extra, Extra, Larry King's Old and Leaky

Its not real news but come on, anytime I can take an easy pot shot at an overstuffed wanker like Larry King, I'm gonna take that shot and come around for another pass. So it was with a big old dookie-like grin that I read this, Larry King's Garbage Contains Depends Adult Diapers.

The pic was part of an art exhibit and has since been pulled to spare the 70 year old King any further embarassment.

In related news, Bill Clinton has just admitted why he engaged in sexual relations with the truly unattractive Monica Lewinsky, because he could. He used his power to get some tail and he has now recognized just how wrong that really was. He also did not go on to say that he regreted selecting an ugly intern when there was a really hot intern that he meant to hook up with instead.

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