5.27.2004

If It's Over Can They PLEASE Shut the Hell Up About It Now?

American Idol is over. Can they just be done with it and not spending 20 minutes of the morning news sucking up to the new winner? Can they just, you know, maybe report some news because I know that there has been alot of news happening in the last couple of days.

American Idol sucks. The singing sucks, the hype sucks, the songs they sing suck, Simon sucks (but only for $50's), Ryan Seacrest needs to be loaded into a torpedo tube and launched into a brick wall, William Hung, well, he's gone anyway.

The show blows, the "singing" is just some awful warbling and a pathetic popularity contest. Its garbage.

Talk about the floods in the Dominican Republic, talk about aging pop skank Madonna's latest attempt to revive her career, hey maybe they could talk about Terry Nichols facing the death penalty for the Oklahoma city bombing?, talk about the petals scattered around a naked dead Juilliard student's body, talk about Chicago OK'ing a new Wal-Soul Sucking-Mart, talk about the journalist who escaped his abductors in Iraq.

Don't focus on a pathetic and ridiculous show like American Idol. Report news, not gossip.

This message brought to you by a whining dog, a cat that never stops meowing and 5:52 am.

In other blog news, Layne's ex-girlfriend/fiance is crashing on her couch for a night or so until she gets kicked to the curb with the other trash. Its a fascinating read and highly recommended. The saga of Layne and Lauren is the stuff of day time drama.

Ryan continues his house improvement projects.

Tiffany continues to slowly lose her mind after graduating from college and its never been funnier to read her. Her recent home from the dentist pics are hilarious.

And I'd add more but I've gotta go get cleaned up to get to work to defend my job and compile ever more coverage and media exposure. Oh boy, but I am going to drive in so I can trade my cruiser for my Ibis.

And, last thought of the morning post, I have been greenlighted to start demolition of the kid's bathroom upstairs in preparation for the remodel. Read that again, I get to destroy a bathroom! Now THAT'S news!

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