Hail to the Cheese

So long as the cheese is the !

This week's theme is politics. Oh boy! Another political rant!

1. If you had a choice of dinner with George W. Bush or John Kerry, which would it be, why and what would you serve?
John Kerry because I'd be far too tempted to jab a fork in Bush's smirk. Yeah, there's my new slogan: Fork Bush! Fork Bush right in the Smirk!
I'd serve John Kerry my favorite meal of all time, marinated grilled skirt steak with fresh sliced pineapple grilled on top, veggie kabobs, grilled corn, salad and pitcher after pitcher of fresh mojitos.
If I had to have Bush over for dinner I'd flip a coin between Humble Pie and Arsenic Quiche.

2. What are your three major criteria for choosing who to vote for?
Addressing my main issues, accountability and the ability to count.

3. Do you plan to vote "for" someone or "against" someone?
Actually, I used to be voting against someone and now I'm more splitting between the two, voting for Kerry AND against Bush.

4. What bothers you most about this presidential election?
The unending spewage of lies and deception from the GOP.

5. How much does a candidate's religious affiliation have to do with your decision to vote for him?
None at all.

6. When do you think the first female president will be elected?
Not for a long time. I think we'll have a black man as president before we have a female president. Maybe another thirty or forty years.

7. Who, among prominent politicians, would you most like to see in the White House?
Rudy Giuliani. Based largely on watching his testimony to the 9/11 Commission last week.

8. Who, among all people, would you like to see in the White House?
Me.

Yeeha! That was fun!
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