Rain on Christmas Eve? Oh Sure
As many others did, I spent my eve before Christmas eve out humping the local stores in search of a few more things. Just a few and one gift for my boss (who just kicked down a nice fat bonus to me and I'd be the biggest dumbass ever if I didn't get her something cool and nice and notwithstanding the fact that she's really made an effort to be a better boss to me even if she did just fire my pal).

And you know what? I scored. I scored big. Big enough to effectively be done shopping. Of course, I'm using the fact that my brother and his family are in South Africa and my sister and her family are in France right now to let presents for them slide until next week when the whole world goes on sale.

This may strike some as very strange but I bought a mood ring. For myself. Its about half the width of my wedding band and provides much needed relief from the bone crushing annoyance of a thick ring. Yes it is cheesy, but its also kind of cool. I like it and still believe that it symbolizes my love and devotion to my wife so I've got no problems with it. So let's do a quick rundown on the colors.

Black - tense, nervous (and I can't relax, and a don't touch me I'm a real live wire.....), harrassed and overworked.
Gray - anxietiex (no lie, that's what the paper says), nervous, strained.
Amber - nervous emotions, mixed, unsettled, cool.
Green - Average reading active, not under great stress.
Blue-green - inner emotions charged, somewhat relaxed.
Blue - relaxed, at ease, calm and lovable.
Dark blue - Very happy love, passion, romance.
Avoid water, no wait, that's a warning but I've already gotten it wet when I was cleaning up last night at midnight.

Color is presently a blue to dark blue so I'm relaxed and horny.

Happy Holidays, Joyous Festivus, Kooky Kwanzaa, Merry Christmas (although the german Froliche Weinachten is so much more musical and cool to say) and all those other stacked on holidays. All I know is that I'm down working at noon and won't be back into the office until the 2nd of January!