He's Sooooo Clever and Soooo Adorable
Don't you just wish you could hug him and hug him and hug him until his brains squished out his ears and all over the Berber carpet?
Legions of screaming in bred fools are crying their eyes out today because, yes, its true Ashton "Flavor of the Month" Kutcher Kills Punk'd, perhaps because he realized that its a really stupid show and he's lucky some of those rap guys didn't shoot him for fucking with their chromed out Escalades and Bentley's.

And yeah, that's about all I have to say so far this morning aside from the fact that it was damned cold and some asshole in a black BMW needs to get his pretty car keyed up good for nearly running me off the road as he sipped his double tall mocha latte with nonfat milk and talked on his cellphone to his mistress. I was tempted to catch up to him and kick his door in but decided against the karmic slapping I'd get for it. So I let it go but he better not park in my lot under my window with his sunroof open or he might just find a special present in his car. Oh yeah, still no word on the house inspection but what can you do? This stuff moves at a snail's pace but I'm going to get on the MLSListings and check out some other properties to see what's been listed in the last week.