A Pretender to the Throne
or, Another Dipshit Who Gets Off on Attention and Jabbing Needles Through His Skin
Yet another idiot trying to become famous for something that's really just intensely stupid Brent Moffatt, herewith referred to as Tardface, is trying to set a record by jabbing himself with 900 needles. Oooh, way to work it, Tardface!

The article, for anyone who gives the first, second or third damn about this utter waste of space is here.

I was under the impression that Elaine Davidson, aka Ms. Tardface, held the record for most piercings but I'm sure there are all kinds of fetishist sub categories for all the dumbasses to get "famous" by getting off on the endorphin rush they get by piercing thier skin hundreds and hundreds of times.

By the way, Ms. Tardface is scared to go home because she thinks some hard up freakin' nutball is going to mug her and steal all the jewelry she's stuck into her skin. Um yeah, that's a risk. Its also a risk that someone just pops a cap in your dumb ass.

Woo! Go Tardface, Go Ms. Tardface. Go, go, go......Away!