Happy Cheddar X!

That's right, its time for another run at the ! A little later than usual but that's okay, there are no hard and fast rules about when the new questions go up and I think there was a holiday or something this week. So, let's get to the questions.

1. What's the best porn name you've seen or invented?
The only one that comes to mind was an absurdly bad take on Star Trek called Porn Trek: The Next Penetration. But there was another one called Genderella that I saw on the video rentals wall, apparently it was about a beautiful princess that turns out to be a prince.

2. What's the most recent thing you've eaten off the ground?
Doritos last night while I was "helping" some friends paint their new house. Five second rule was definitely in effect after two or three beers (mmmmm, Newcastle!).

3. What's your favorite meal (sneaking suspicion this has been asked before)?
Grilled marinated skirt steak with fresh sliced pineapple grilled on top of it. My mediteranean salad (tomatoes, basil, mozzerella, feta, olives, avocado and a few other goodies, my recipe for it is right here). Maybe some grilled veggies and some quality beer to go with it, something like a Sam Smith's Oatmeal Stout, a Guinness or similar big flavor beer.

4. What's the lamest blog name you know of?
There are so many and I seem to come across them all the time via the random link on my side bar. I'd have to say any blog that is the person's name and the word blog is lame. Or the first name for Intellectual Poison was pretty damned lame, something about rants I think.

5. Which blogger would you most like to meet in person?
For a long time its been Sedalina but she's in a bad place right now. My newest and most favorite blogger has gotta be Kat of Illmatic (which is a very cool name for a blog). I'd have a good time hanging out with her because she's funny as hell (anybody that can get drunk and start shouting "Mommy's sippy cup is thirsty" has my vote!). Yeah, I'd hang out with Kat. Though Carlene is also definitely in the mix too because I know for a fact that she knows how to have a rip roaring good time!

6. What is the most surprising thing about you?
One thing no one ever believes about me but is completely true is that I am a member of the 300 club meaning that I've benchpressed over three hundred pounds before. At that point it was almost double my body weight. During that same week I squatted well over 400 pounds. People don't ever realize that I'm really damned strong or used to be.

7. What is the best new word you've learned or made up?
I have a whole page of them but one of the newest and favorites is: Attitard - someone who's world outlook is so utterly warped that they are, effectively, socially retarded.

Phew, and there's my , the last one this year. Want some? Go and get it!