Famous Last Words

So I was drinking with some pals the other day in some park up in San Francisco and somehow we got onto the topic of last words. Or maybe I was just talking to myself and they were nodding, I can't quite recall.

Anyway, famous last words, the last things dumbasses hear before crossing themselves off of the gene pool. "Is this plugged in?" is a good one, "Are you sure it's not loaded?", "Hey dude, watch this!", "Don't worry, the safety's on." and "I bet you can't do this!"

Anyone else got any classic last words to share?

[Update: Yep, some excellent famous last words have been shared in the comments and I'm reposting them here. From e comes Oscar Wilde's last words, "Either these curtains go or I do!" Sychotic1 joins the fray with "They couldn't hit an elephant from this dist..." and his take on the most common last word, "Shit!". I added another spin on the too far last words, "We're well out of range". And Mr. Rhodes weighs in with the ever quality, "What's this button do?"]