A new plan for a new week, this week has become Gratuitious Swearing Week in which, those who have accepted to challenge, pepper their comments, posts and conversations with some extra spicy language.
For example, a comment that would have read "I agree with you one hundred percent, the Olympic spirit has been snuffed out and caught on film for all the filthy snuff porn freaks" should now read something like, "I totally fucking agree with you one hundred per-fucking-cent, the goddamned Olympic spirit has been pissed on, shat on and treated like the whiny little bitch it was. The only freak fuckin' asshats watching are just like those asshat rubberneckers who back up traffic so they can see a motherfuckin' traffic ticket."
Or something to that effect.
If you want to leave a clue as to why you're spicing your language then maybe leave a link to the original post like GSW'04 but it, is of course not totally damned necessary.
So have yourself a great week and break out the shit!
And, if your swears need a little brushing up before you roll them out, hit up a spot like Swearasaurus or find out Which 4 letter Swear Word You Are Most Like or get down with a hip dictionary that defines Swear Words (with examples!). And, for some who remember it and some who just remember the reruns, here is George Carlin's original list of words you can't say on TV: shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits. That ought to get you started. But I still don't think I'll be busting out the "c" word swear very often. Its among the only ones that I still feel a pretty strong societal taboo against. And there are other terms that might be considered swears but are really just racist terms to knock down other people, I don't consider a word like "nigger" or "wop" or "dago" or any of the other ethnic slurs to be swears. They're personal insults and I don't really think they have much place in the festival that is Gratuitous Swearing Week. But hey, that's just my opinion. Your opinion may, and probably will, vary.
The intent here isn't to offend or abuse anyone. Its just for fun because it's my thinking that too many people are wound up too tightly and a weeklong potty mouth might just help to ratchet down the seriousness of the blogging universe.
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