Let me regale you with a sad and stupid little story about an idiot named Ben. Ben wanted to be a supervisor in San Francisco but was having trouble drawing attention to his campaign. It couldn't be because he's only 22 years old and has furry shoulders but I'm sure that wasn't helping.
So Ben wants more attention for his run at supervisor.
So he does what any thinking man would do. He stages a beheading to capitalize on all the news coverage of the terrorist beheadings in Iraq.
Good thinking, Ben! That'll bring the people to you for sure!
Only thing is that people don't like being decieved. People don't like being lied to for any reason and certainly not to make them look at a stupid, stupid, furry little idiot of a man.
And, because he's 22 and changes his mind more often than his faded plaid boxers, he's no longer interested in the supervisor "deal". Now he wants people to see his video because of its social commentary.
Which tells me a couple of things. One, Ben is a dumbass. Two, he shouldn't let people take pictures of him when he's not fully clothed. Three, someone either told him or he read it that you could get away with anything if you called it a social commentary. Four, some moron TV executive is going to think that a movie needs to be made about it and Ben will make a few million bucks off of it. Five, the next time, it will be real.
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