6.15.2004

Hellloooooooooo, I'mmmmmm a Spammmmmmmmmmerrrrrrr!

Apparently there are an awful lot of spammers out there in the world today with debilitating handicaps that make it very hard from them to type a normal subject line out. Nowadays I keep getting garbage from leptons with subject lines like: "Sheeeeeee Willllll Beggggggg Foooooooorrrrrrr Moooooorrrrreeee!" or "Yooooooooooo Neeeeeeeeeeed a Biggggggggggggggggggger Cockkkkkkkkkkkkkk".

Yeah, just another stupid trick being employed by spammers to try and get around filters so that they can deliver their really, really, realllllllllllllly important missives unto my in-box. Whereupon they are immediately shredded and their cyber ashes are scattered across the oceans of porn and black market pharmacies selling Boner Pills and Hair Growth Salves.

Hey, why don't they just combine Viagra and Rogaine or whatever the snake oil hair grower of the moment is. Get a boner and a date all at once! You're styling, dude! Or, hey, why not invite a spammer to go play in traffic with a blindfold on?

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