Circuitous Politico Humor

...in November you will choose between decency or vulgarity vote
wisely

"You know, back in 2000, a Republican friend of mine warned me that if I voted for Al Gore and he won, the stock market would tank, we'd lose millions of jobs, and our military would be totally overstretched.

"You know what? I did vote for Al Gore, he did win, and I'll be damned if all those things didn't come true."
--JAMES CARVILLE

via my family grapevine, thanks Su and Katie.

And, via One Girl's Life, some more Resmuglican humor.

How many members of the Bush Administration are needed to replace a light bulb? Seven:

"1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be replaced,

"2. One to attack and question the patriotism of anyone who has questions about the light bulb,

"3. One to blame the previous administration for the need of a new light bulb,

"4. One to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret stockpile of light bulbs,

"5. One to get together with Vice President Cheney and figure out how to pay Halliburton Industries one million dollars for a light bulb,

"6. One to arrange a photo-op session showing Bush changing the light bulb while dressed in a flight suit and wrapped in an American flag,

"7. And finally one to explain to Bush the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country."

Oh sorry, is it disrespectful to poke fun at the party that's mourning the loss of their last great leader? Yeah, well tough shit. I'm not happy Ron Reagan's passed away but I'm not particularly broken up about it either.