Too Clever For Its Own Good Spam

Oooh, I bet that lepton marketer thought he was soooo clever by putting "Do Not Read This" in the subject line of his spam. Sooooo clever that I deleted it just like all the other idiot marketing crap.

Or the company spamming people with sunglasses setting the sender to nunyabusiness, soooo clever that I paused for a whole second before deleting it. And then again the next day and the next and the next because, apparently, just because I deleted it once doesn't mean that I won't eventually give in and open it up and send them my credit card info so they can buy a plasma screen tv with it.

Truly, spam represents the high school dropout idiotry in the nation. People chowing bag after bag of Doritos and Fritos and 2 liter bottle after 2 liter bottle of Mountain Dew and sending out these pathetically stupid and transparent attempts to steal your money by hook or by crook.

Why can't the contact info in spams be used to track the assholes down so they can have their hands chopped off? It doesn't seem like it should be that hard to figure out who's selling the crap and then go and bust them after due process and all that. Spam is selling something, find out who's selling it and you have either your spammer or your spammer's contractor. Both are guilty, both should have their hands removed and maybe their eyes poked out too. That oughta serve as a decent deterrent.

But thanks for trying anyway.

Side Note: Blog Spamming
And not the kind of nimrods who clog up comments with dumb crap. I'm talking about people having the gall to call all bloggers useless self absorbed jackasses with nothing to say. I just read another idiotic screed from some limp dicked angry little fella over on Kuroshin or some shit like that.

I do think that Google should have a toggle switch to include or exclude blogs from searches. Sometimes I want fact and not opinion but I also value many of the insights, wit and humor that I've come across while surfing blogs.

To the narrow minded superiority complex dumbfucks, to paraphrase Snoop Dogg. To those that don't like it, eat a dick! Don't like blogs? Then don't read them. Don't like the internet not being what you have decided it should be then stay the hell off of it or make your own personal private internet and play with yourself. And quit banging your head against "problems" that you have no chance of controlling and less chance of eradicating. Why not take care of your own world and be happy with that instead of thinking you have some unique great insight into how to "fix" the internet from all these people who have the nerve to write about their lives and share them with others.