New Word Alert
I came up with another addition to my ever growing New Words page this afternoon as I was doing a little bit of shopping during lunch.

Attitard - someone who's world outlook is so utterly warped that they are, effectively, socially retarded. The people who walk in front of you at a store without saying excuse me or pardon me. The people who speed up their walking to get to a line before you. The attitard is the kind of person that slips through a closing door without touching it or holding it open for other people. They are the people that watch someone drop some papers when they're walking down the street and won't say anything because they are curious about what the papers say. Basically an attitard is someone who's absorbed with their own little universe and see everyone else as bit players in the magnificent drama that is their life.


Fictitious Band Names Entries
A slowly growing new feature of Intellectual Poison, band names that should be real bands but aren't, yet.
So here are my first entries to the category.

Asshole Patrol - which I see as a thrasher skate band of some kind, maybe some gay rockers but maybe not.

Deathrattle - this has to be a speed metal band or it would have to be an acoustic group pretending to be a speed metal band.