Spam Bulletin
Spammers are now starting to team up with hackers to really cause some serious pain in the assedness to the rest of mankind. Check out the article: Wired News: Cloaking Device Made for Spammers.

Basically, the fucking loser spammers are using hacking technology to become invisible to IP pings and the normal methods of tracking them down.

I say that any convicted spammer (i.e. beyond a reasonable doubt) should be castrated publicly and then deported to a small island without electricity or internet so they can have their own little Lord of the Flies fun. Spammers suck sweaty monkey nuts.