Yeah, this'll be interesting. This is the news story of Michael Melo, a very serious, die hard NASCAR fan who was more than a bit incensed when a baseball game pre-empted his planned afternoon of watching cars go in big ovals. NASCAR Fan Pleads in E-Mail Barrage, so he sent in a quarter of a million angry emails to Fox which ended up having to shut down the site because they thought they were under attack from a hacker.
But no, he's not a hacker or a spammer, just an idiot who wants his racing on.
Hey Mike, next time, a couple of emails will do just fine and you won't end up getting any jail time for it. As it is, this brain scientist cost the station $36,000 in clean up fees. Good work, dumbass! And by the way, NASCAR is about the same excitement level as watching paint peel. But then, I've got an IQ in the triple digits so I may not be the target demographic.
In Other News: My Personal Inferno Test Results
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
| Level | Score |
|---|---|
| Purgatory (Repenting Believers) | Very Low |
| Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) | Very Low |
| Level 2 (Lustful) | Very High |
| Level 3 (Gluttonous) | High |
| Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) | Very Low |
| Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) | Very High |
| Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) | Extreme |
| Level 7 (Violent) | Very High |
| Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) | Very High |
| Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) | High |
Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis
You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.
Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test
Thanks to Stiletto Philosophy for the link, I've been wondering where to spend eternity and now it appears that my choice has already been made. I should probably go and get some aloe vera gel to soothe the coming burns, eh?
And the other gem from Stiletto Philosophy today is the new Pornolized version of Intellectual Poison which is damned funny and worth a click. Its even better than the translate into Spanish and back into English button that I had for a while. Um, welcome to Intellectual "Airing the Orchid" Poison! Thanks Carlene!
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