3.10.2003

A Random Viewing of the 'Net

One Damned BIG Cartridge is actually from Kim du Toit's site about guns and other fun stuff like that.

Here's his latest invention, the .700 Hernandez, next to a .44 Magnum (Dirty Harry's favorite) for scale.
Big Bullet for the .700

Makes you wish you didn't know what people did in their spare time anymore, doesn't it?

Star Birthday News
Its now true, now I can really make the joke and its really real.
I just saw an ad for the latest Chuck Norris movie. There were a lot of explosions and then bearded and grizzly old Chuck Norris comes striding out of the darkness with an angry look in his eye (like someone stole his oatmeal or something) and the voice over comes in loud and deep. "Chuck Norris is..........GETTING OLD!"

Has anyone (really, has ANYONE?) watched Walker: Texas Ranger in the last five years? The fight scenes are great. Its like, stand here and don't move while Chuck takes five seconds to jump up, spin around and kick the guy in the chest. Or the one punch knockdown because he's suuuuuuch a bad ass fighter? HAHAHAHA. Hey Chuck, happy 63rd birthday you old coot. Now please, go retire before you need bionic hips or a new glare installed.

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