Pre-Mortem: R.I.P. OJ?
Before I write anything else, OJ is not OJ Simpson, OJ is my 81 VW Scirocco in Mars Red that's not faded to a lovely orange color.

OJ got smogged today, or they hooked up the sniffer machine to his tailpipe and got out the big old rubber stamp, you know, the one that says GROSS POLLUTER? But its not like he's spewing black smoke or any smoke for that matter, he's just old and cantankerous and ready for a full systems overhaul, upgrade and replacement. Yeah, it would appear that OJ's going to be: a. demanding some money poured into his engine or b. he's getting parted out and sent to the scrap heap. But I'm keeping his magnetic flames! Oh yeah.

I'll have a better idea on Thursday when I take him into the shop for a looksee. But it would appear that I'm about to go carless again, which isn't any big deal, especially with Paula moving north and bringing her car along too. Besides, I've still got Therapy and that's all that truly matters, isn't it? Or does the fact I've also got the Phat cruiser and My Blue, my Ibis Mojo, as well mean this potential loss of car is no big deal. Yep, likely that last one.

Joe Millionaire News
Yep, watched the show last night for about five minutes before it drove me nuts and I had to go get my kill on in Vice City. I think they need to seriously rethink using that butler wanker again if there's another go around. He's just irritating in a sexless loser kind of way.

And I knew there would be a HUGE dangler at the end of the show. Basically, you just wasted an hour of your life watching this tripe, now tune in next week for the finale in which Joe (Evan) must expose his heart to either of the two gold diggers to rip apart because he's poor. Making $19K before? I wonder what he'll be making in the post Joe Millionaire era, I'd wager a fair sum that he's about to see a substantial increase in pay.

Enough to keep Sarah happy? Hmmm, that's another question for another post. Or maybe not, I'm thinking that I'm pretty well over the whole Big Joe Millionaire thing, its just sort of becoming lame now. Or lamer because it was lame to begin with.

By the way, has anyone else noticed how much more make up the two women are wearing now? They're positively caked over with it now. And Sarah needs to realize that black eye liner and blond hair make for an unsettling combination. But then, who really cares?