How Do You Sell Tools?
Have some very, very hot models in bikinis and Daisy Dukes using them and add in a little slow motion camera work of the bouncing boobs of the woman working the trench compactor or jackhammer.
This came as a forward from Esther and just might make my all time favorite ads and I've not even heard the audio to the ad yet (stupid work computer has no speakers of its own).

Check it out: Quality Tool Ad, never knew angle grinders and belt sanders could be so sexy!

Unrelated but Mildly Interesting News
I just noticed that Kobe Bryant is the number one search right now and number two? Number two is Kobe Bryant's Accuser.
Interesting.
Her name's Katelyn Faber. And yes, I did find her email address, home phone number and lots of other information about her but I'm not going to post any of it here. I am totally against the bombardment and invasion of her privacy that this whole thing's brought on.

It seems like many, many people are allowing themselves to forget that she is the victim in all of this, not Kobe Bryant. He is the accused, she is the victim. She doesn't deserve to be violated as she has been after having been allegedly violated by Kobe in the first place. There are people mounting hate campaigns against her solely because she had the audacity to accuse their star basketball player of sexual assault. Hey folks, if he did rape her then he's a criminal and should be in jail, not winning yet another championship ring with the Lakers.

Consider if this had been your daughter who had been raped and now she was being vilified nationally? I would imagine that you'd have a very different perspective if you had a horde of reporters camped out just off the edge of your property.

And it will seriously delay and taint the judicial procedures.

How are they going to find a jury of Kobe's peers who aren't familiar with the case? Kind of an impossibility, eh?

But let's leave the girl alone, she's the injured party here, not Kobe Bryant, who is a liar and adulterer at the very least and is likely a rapist as well. But we can leave that for a jury to decide, think LA will riot if he goes to jail? Yep, so do I.