The best thing about driving my truck, aside from the fact that it sounds like a big diesel, is that I give no quarter on the road. People want to try and force merge with me? Fuck 'em, they can hit me, I don't care.
Just this morning I had some knob in a Taurus basically try and force his way in front of me on the on-ramp. I held my ground and basically saw his force and met it with sublime indifference. You want in? Drive faster 'cause I'm not slowing down to let you by.
Its not like I'd even notice any new dents in the truck if they did hit me but I'm sure they'd notice my flaky blue paint all mashed into their pretty little bumpers.
Side Question:
Why do the morning news people warn commuters when the CHP is going to be cracking down on a stretch of highway? The other day it was Route 80 up near Santa Rose (I think) and today it was my stretch of highway. I only saw one cop pulled over behind a three wheeled van that used to have a fourth wheel but it was nowhere to be found. Still, it seems kind of nonsensical but in a thanks kind of way.
PS
Want more web traffic to your blog? Mention Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen a few times. The world is, apparently, fascinated by these two young women. I admit that they are far more interesting now than when they were on that horrendous show with Bob Saget and John Stamos (damn, I'm breaking out in hives just thinking about it).
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