Check out Zap2it - TV 2004 - for a truly awful bunch of shows that are forgettable even before you've heard of them.
No really, try a show called DOTS, the secret world of meter maids (I'm not making this up), Plan B where a single gal juggles a career, motherhood, romance and feeling fat, some as yet untitled Jessica Simpson vehicle to dumb down the universe even more (oh, don't worry, Nick gets his own insipid little crappy show too), Blind Justice where, surprise, surprise, a cop loses his sight but goes back to work to solve crime, Method and Red, the adventures of Method Man and Redman in suburbia, ooh.
Do you need more or are you already puking your guts out? Oh yeah, there's also Joey, the Friends spin off that'll likely suck sweat goat nuts from the start but legions of drooling Friends fans will still tune in for lame ass little cameos from the other friends idiots.
There are a few decent looking prospects, like The Boondocks, an animated adaptation of comic strip that is raw and reasonably funny. American Dad, from the Family Guy people should be mildly humorous.
Along with the obligatory bunch of beach shows that pretend to be dramas when they're really just ultra soft porn. They still suck but put on some music, turn down the lights and get down with your bad self while watching slow motion titty bounce beach runs (it worked for Baywatch which was among the dumbest shows ever but still people watched just to see Pam's bodacious ta-tas go up and down every week).
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