Word Associations but with a twist. This time its Double Word Associations, I'm going to go through the list of words below and then go back through and word associate on the new words. Make sense? No? That's okay.
Mel Gibson - Mad Max - Braveheart
Pot belly - fat dopeheads - high school
Pork - al pastor - Tacos Morenos
New York Yankees - All-Star Wankers - The New Pork Wankees
March Madness - April gladness - BASEBALL!
Iraq - not where Osama is/was or will be - caged rats
Google - ruler of cyberspace - digital tape measures
April Fool's Day - trickery on the gullible - fun with tards!
Sweet - Nande - go back to sleep, damnit!
Career - like a freaking rocket ship - to the womb
Economy - personal is good - privates are better
Forest - trees - peas
Jessica Simpson - better seen than heard - Janet Jackson and the Amazing Nasty Nipple
Enzyte Smiley Guy - career suicide - smiling bob blowjobs for $5
Opening Day - hot damn! - we've got tickets!
Motorcycle - commute king - center lane fever
Highway Patrol - commute sand - teenagers in Escalades
Meth lab - blowed up fools - Darwin in action
Medicinal Marijuana - about time - say Doc......
Fat America - makes me look thin - mid 30's pooch
Fast food - like crack you eat - makes the ass crack grow
Coffee - smells like heaven, tastes like ass - magic mushrooms
Commercial flight - BCC (body cavity check) - hello Bob!
Patriotism - Thoreau - civil disobedience
Treason - Bush - pants on fire
Sedition - cynical patriotism - anarchy
Final Solution - California secedes from USA - Emperor Gropinator
There's this week's
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