Deep Dark and Nasty Cheese

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1. What was the last thing you regret saying the moment it left your lips or keyboard?
At least half the time I comment on MetaFilter, I wish I could go back and soften the comment or rewrite a part of it.

2. When was the last time you wished ill upon someone? Why?
Commute this morning, there's always a few wankers that get their panties all bunched up because I can, on my motorcycle, not sit in a traffic jam. I can use the center lane between the cars, legally mind you, and there's always one or two assholes who actually swerve into my path in an attempt to stop my forward progress.

3. What's wrong with you?
What's right with me is a shorter answer. I procrastinate, I lose interest in things, I can't let an insult go unchallenged (even if its just another loser troll looking for some attention to try and get their little pe-pe hard again). I don't work out often enough. I don't pick up the dog poo in the back yard often enough. I don't rinse dirty dishes out often enough and sometimes I leave the toilet seat down (a no-no when your dog gets most of her drinking water from the crapper). I ride my motorcycle too fast. I will sometimes go grubby for a weekend without showering, brushing my teeth or attending to my appearance at all.

4. Who would most benefit from having sense knocked into them?
Lots of people need more sense, Scott McClellan, the White House spokesperson could use some more sense since he pretty well sucks as a press secretary. I'd also say Fred Durst of Limp Bizkit fame but what would be the point? Although it'd be fun to knock him around for a while for inflicting his shitty music on the world.

5. Who would you just most like to knock around?
A good old fashioned ass kicking? I'd have to say Hugh Grant. The guy just bothers the fucking crap out of me. Same thing for Fred Durst from above.

6. What is the worst part of your day?
This may sound strange but its fresh in my mind. Pulling into the parking garage next to my office on the motorcycle sucks. Its almost always wet and its the kind of cement that is like ice when its wet, makes getting to the third deck sketchy and it sucks.
Oh yeah, and to echo Ryan, "Pretty much any time I actually have to work."

So there's my dark cheese and I'm sticking to it! Want some?

Go get it!