took a wrong turn somewhere along the way and ended up on Olympic Ave.
But hey, so what, let's hit it and quit!
1. What's the cleverest word play you've read or made up?
I've always been partial to Weapon of Miss Destruction - (from New Words) a guy's wanger. Yeah, yeah, I know its not a single word but a phrase but this one made me laugh out loud and I just had to share it.
But then, I also like Anoracksia - the term for someone who's had breast implants and also has an eating disorder so that you end up with what looks like a skeleton with big boobs.
2. What's the most outrageous cover story you've ever tried to make up?
I'm sure the interviewer thought I was totally lying but once, on my way to a college interview at UVM, my car engine blew up. Literally. The oil pump failed and one of the pistons shot through the engine block. I was two hours late for the interview.
3. Did it work?
No, fuckers didn't let me in.
4. Favorite line from a song? (Eighteen double oh and a table dance).
Right now its that line in paratheses up there from Sprung Monkey's "Party Like a Rock Star" the verse goes Eighteen double oh and a table dance, because it's really kind of funny if you drop a little money how the ladies come a buzzing like a bee does to the honey. Life is short, son, better have some fun, party like a rock star and kick a little ass."
What's not to like?
5. What has been your favorite Olympic moment?
Watching the Italian and US volleyball teams trade fuck you's at the end of an early match.
6. What sport shouldn't be in the Olympics?
Speed walking is probably my pick to dump. It looks stupid even if they can walk faster than I can run. But that's why I ride bikes.
7. What sport should be in the Olympics?
I'm not sure, cricket comes to mind, rugby comes to mind, motorcross racing comes to mind. Lacrosse would be cool too.
8. What's wrong with the Olympics?
Aside from having pros play in them, which is, as we all know, just plain wrong and those professional athletes who compete in the Olympics should be fucking well ashamed of themselves.
The Olympics are too packed in. Its impossible to follow the sports you want to because there are like six things going on at once. Stretch the Olympics out to a month. That would be nice. But don't keep adding stupid shit sports.
And that's my Cheese for last week, next week's is already on the way.
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