With a Gay Rep Here and a Gay Governor There

Here a repressed and angry homophobe,
There an angry married gay representative
Here a governor in bed with a man
There a governor making gay sex phone calls.

Old McBushie had some stoolies who liked to sleep with men.......

What's up with the recent homosexual outings by the party that wanted to write a Constitutional Amendment prohibiting gay rights?

And I'm so happy that Dick Cheney has decided that he's now in favor of same-sex marriages. And those asshats have the nerve to call John Kerry a flip-flopper?

No wonder the GOP is so angry, they want to sleep with men but they can't because its wrong and a sin and oh so hot and sexy and why can't they stop dreaming about butts and dicks and hairy chests and man stink? I know, more churchin'! I know, more viagra, cialis and levitra. I know, just one trip by the gay sex club. Just one more trip. Ahh, fuck it.

GOP now stands for Gay Old Pricks.

By the way, I'm not anti-gay in anyway. I wholly and totally support the concept of the same rights for all civil unions and have not even the slightest issues with any gay people. Anything you think in this post of as gay-bashing means that you are wrong. Or I didn't type it properly.