Babies Are.....

....the best thing ever.
....proof of mankind's goodness.
....crying, pooping, peeing, eating and sleeping machines.
....harder to deal with alone.
....sometimes just going to cry and there's not a damned thing you can do about it.
....going to cry when they need to tell you something.
....the most rewarding sleep deprivation mechanism of all time.
....better asleep. For now.