No offense intended to Jesse James and Kid Rock but their Motorcycle Mania 3 that was aired on Discovery last night was about the lamest piece of shit show I've seen in a long damned time. It was less mania and far more yawn inducing tripe-y crap like showing Jesse tootling around in his old truck with his hot fiance.
They weren't even on a friggin' motorcycle!
Maybe the show got better as it got warmed up but we couldn't watch it, it was like a badly done soap opera with tattoos and tough guy attitudes.
Oh yeah, Jesse complaining about what a hell his life is after generating a two year waiting list for his bikes, a hit show on TV and lots of product endorsements (is it just me or is it a little strange to see a motorcycle guy hawking car parts?). Anyway, boo-fuckin'-hoo, Jesse. I'm sure its been really, really hard to deal with fame, fortune and hot chicks throwing themselves at you. You poor, poor man.
I didn't even see Kid Rock in the show because, as I said before, we were highly compelled to change the channel to something less awful. And when I happened to surf back by it, they were doing another Jesse in love montage bullshit. How incredibly lame.
Motorcycle Mania should be about the bikes first and foremost, about road trips second, about hoochie mamas they meet on the road third, business fourth and about your pending nuptuals never at all.
Or maybe I'm the only getting a little tired of Jesse's Mr. Cooler than Thou attitude. He's got a great show in Monster Garage (even if the builds have tended towards over the top conversions of hundred thousand dollar race cars with pro teams of fabricators) and a great shop in West Coast Choppers. I can only hope that he saw the final edits on Motorcycle Mania 3 and pronounced it shit. But I doubt it, he probably made it so that his honey could see what a nice and sensitive guy (who'll still stomp you if you piss him off) he is. Bleh. Nice try, Jesse but sell the soft shit to Spice.
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