The Super Bowl Titty Shot
Yeah, yeah, another contrived attempt to add some fluff to a marketing campaign by "accidentally" flashing a freakishly adorned boob during the half time celebration at the Super Bowl yesterday.

Contrived? Freakish adornment? How can Intellectual Poison make such blatant blanket statements?

Because the world now operates on internet time. Minutes after the flash there was a flurry of activity as geeks the nation over scrambled to get that footage online, to analyze it and figure out the story behind the flash. The Drudge Report comes in with Not Pasties. Need some more ammo for the water cooler?

Janet's Video and Janet's Superbowl Boob Shot.

Speculation then turned to the relative "staged-ness" of the event. Short answer, staged.
It was planned:
More Drudge Report and now MTV will never be allowed to do a halftime show again. Which is really just fine, half time shows are lame anyway. Let people go and get some food, take a piss and stretch their legs out some instead of watching pop tarts showing off their freakishly adorned nipples.

And whatever opinion of Justin Timberlake I had has been flushed for his taking part in this farce. Truth be told, I was starting to actually like the guy but now he's just another shilling prick like all the rest. And there's even a shameless press release about Janet's "exciting" half time show to sell more records because it is ALL about the duckets.