Speed Movie Review
With the return of cable tv to the Huh? household, I was able to check out all of the movie channels for the weekend and happened to come across a showing of DareDevil, Ben Affleck's movie about playing a blind superhero.
The review: Ben Affleck is a bad actor and the movie suffered badly for it. Jennifer Garner is about the only redeeming quality of the movie. Colin Farrell as BullsEye was awful, can you say Al Pacino School of Over Acting? Yeah, he got a the Magna Cum Laude degree.
Would I have been pissed if I'd paid $8 to see it? Hell yes!
Would I be pissed to pay another $8 to see The Transporter again? Nope, its a great movie with excellent action, a believable hero and also a very hot heroine. With the one scene where I had to call bullshit being the oil fight scene where Jason Stratham jumps on a bike and snaps the axles off the pedals to lock the clips to his feet. Sorry, Jason, not going to happen in this lifetime and you just snapped your shins instead.
Let's summarize. DareDevil sucked. The Transporter was excellent.
That is all.
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