How About a Little God Talk with Your White Knuckles?
American Airlines Pilot Calls Non-Christians "Crazy"

[Update: Because I crack myself up, I'm adding my response to Rx's comment here. " It would have been fun to have a bunch of friends on the plane and all start chanting 'Buddha, Buddha, Buddha' until his head exploded!"]

[Second Update: American Airlines replied to my email with this:
Dear Mr. Huh:

Thank you for taking the time to contact us. We appreciate your personal perspective about comments reportedly made by one of our pilots during a recent flight. An inquiry is underway to determine the facts.

American Airlines does everything possible to make our service welcoming and comfortable for all our customers, and our policies are designed to reflect that commitment. Again, we are carefully reviewing all the particulars related to this incident and we will handle the matter in accordance with our internal policies and procedures.

Mr. Huh, thank you again for contacting us about this important issue.

Nice huh?]