I'm Am Jack's Rising Postal Massacre Level Fury
Boy oh boy, today sucks donkey nuts so far and I'm not expecting much better for this afternoon.

If you're commuting down Highway 1 at five and you see a guy in a beat up blue truck, get out of my way. I can't be held responsible for the destruction I will cause.

So far today I've felt like the inside of snow globe being shaken by a hyperactive kid. Only instead of snow, its crap, lots of crap being shaken all around. Lovely!