George Needs YOUR Help to Find WMD's in Iraq
CIA Web Site Notice Seeks Iraq WMD Information. I was thinking about writing them and telling them to check under the couch cushions. Anything that goes missing almost always ends up there.

Maybe somebody stole them from Iraq but Iraq was too embarassed to call the police to report the theft?

[Update: This is sickening and stupid and just another example of the infantile stupidity behind Bush's campaign for another four years of embarrassment, Bush, Kerry Both Face Attacks on Vietnam Records. Let's set the record straight.

Kerry served in Vietnam and was awarded numerous commendations for his service.
Bush used his family's influence to get a cush National Guard assignment that he went AWOL from for a year and possibly two, didn't complete his service and has the sheer fucking audacity to prop himself up as a "war president".

The fucking Republican spin machine is trying to make Kerry out to be a long haired hippy radical because he had the nerve to speak at a rally with Jane Fonda. Kerry served his country while Bush ran and hid like a little bitch. Its nauseating that the GOP spinfucks are trying to turn the tables on Kerry when its their own chief who's the piece of shit on this subject.]