Even Morford's Getting a Dog
In this morning's Morning Fix, Mark Morford writes Perfect Dog, Please Call Me about the process of choosing a dog and all the other joys and hassles that go with it.

Nicely timed!

And then the rest of the Morning Fix is all about what he's termed NippleGate and the neverending fallout from showing Janet Jackson's saggy pierced and kind of nasty looking breast on national TV and scarring almost the entirety of America's children all at once.