Sharing Rather Disgusting Thoughts
Instead of a Deep Thoughts segment to the Intellectual Poison, I envision nastiness. Things that will make you wish you hadn't read the words because the images are so foul that you will wish you could burn them from your mind's eye.

The first horribly nasty concept I had the other day is almost too much to pass along to my random audience here.

I don't know what happens to the homeless folks in towns like Chicago, New York, Detroit and other places where the winter temperatures plummet to well below freezing but out here, in winter, there seem to be more and more domicically challenged (the PC term for the homeless) which also begets a new word, a domicidal maniac, as in, I'd kill you for a home. And with more visibly homeless folks, along with their squatting pretty well all over town, pissing on the sides of office buildings and parking garages and basically not being able to clean themselves with any regularity, it got me to thinking.

And that thinking can be summed up in two easy words that, together, combine to form a nauseating image.

Homeless smegma.

There, I said it, its out there.
Are there some of you out there wondering what smegma is? Its nasty and is the penis' equivalent of toe cheese. Its the nasty collection of the body's sweat, some dirt and who knows what else that gathers under a man's foreskin or what's left of the foreskin after circumcision. Yes, it is a nasty, nasty substance. It has its own texture, it stinks like old bad sex and the only way to avoid it is to bath regularly. Something the homeless folks just don't have the option to do as often as necessary.

I'd apologize for the awful imagery but if I'd really felt bad then I wouldn't have written this post and wouldn't have shared with you all.

And now, me and my turbo charge methane producing digestive system are going to make a little late dinner and get ready for Sunday. Its a good thing I'm already married because there's no way I'd be getting any play with this much methane being produced. Its enough to make Ryan proud!

Oh yes, the house bid is still pending so we've got at least another day or so before we find out if we're moving to Watsonville in a month or so. We did learn some new news and some good news that will help to make the whole affair far, far more affordable from two ways. The first is that we've secured a loan for ourselves at an excellent rate that will allow us to eat food and not subsist on Ramen noodles.

And the best part is that we are starting to look for dogs we want and will fit our lifestyle. We got a chance to play with this great looking little Australian shepherd mix that didn't look at all like an Aussie shepherd. It had some pit bull and maybe some beagle too, super cute with a brindle coat, super friendly and just what we want. P even tested the waters to see if they had any interest in giving her to us but nope, her owners already loved her far, far too much. And who could blame them?

I can't wait until I get my dog!