Poser Patrol Shout Outs
Just a a quick shout out or two or three to those members of society that are posing wankdaddys, people who produce nothing, take more than their share and are generally societal parasites that got lucky once or twice and have milked it into a career.

People like Martin Short, who's just truly indescribably irritating. I'd rather excavate my own brain with an ice cream scoop than be forced to watch this unfunny knob.

People like Hugh Grant, the typical English fop and a prick to boot. Alright!

Carrottop (or Carrotop or Carrot Top or Hey Asshole!) - um yeah. Do I really need to explain why he's here? No, I didn't think so.

Paul Schaeffer - take one ugly, skinny and short no talent ass kisser, pair him with an ugly, occasionally mildly and passingly humorous late night host and you get Paul Schaeffer, a man so devoid of a backbone and anything even resembling talent that he gives jellyfish a bad name

Diane Sawyer and all the other old scag newspeople who pretend to give a shit, but don't - they look all serious and interested during the flavor of the moment's tear jerking eight hundredth rendition of how their life spiraled into the drain only to be saved by direct and divinely inspired intervention by the current regime. Bleh, anything like a soul that these rich robotic freaks had has long ago shrivelled into a dust bunny and been swept into the catacombs of oblivion.

Gilbert Gottfried - anyone fuck who makes a living by having a the vocal equivalent of fingernails on a chalkboard and fingertips on a balloon should have been drowned in a bathtub as a child.

Fran Drescher - see Gilbert Gottfried above. Also, notice how her speaking lines are kept super short in her new Old Navy commercials? There's a reason.

John Basedow - previously discussed here, Basedow and all the other charlatan exercise equipment and program pimps make money off of false promises, overt truths and the basic underlying fact that people are either inherently lazy or they are inherently active. The active ones don't need crap like the thighmaster, the lazy ones won't use it. Either way, they sell plastic and metal shit, rake in lots of money and then start thinking about the next crap "fitness" revolution they will make another $18 mil on.

Warren Knox - he's a local guy who runs a roofing company. That's dandy but he does his own commercials and seems to have concluded that people really, really, really want to look up his nose in his commercials. He puts the camera below his head so he can look down into it and we, the viewing audience, are treated to yet another exploration up his nose. In just about every commercial I've seen of his, he finds some way to get the camera to look up his nose. Warren, please stop, I've had nightmares about shoving both barrels from a double barrel shotgun up your nose, one for each nostril, please stop forcing people to look up your nose in your bad advertisements.

And this is only the beginning.