Birth of a New Concept
A new Intellectual Poison Featurette:
I listen to music, I read books (well I used to read books before the internet), I watch movies and I'm also an incredibly sarcastic guy. So I thought I'd smash the two ideas together for a whole new feature of Intellectual Poison, alternative titles or song lyrics that reflect my to the bone cynicism and personal desire to bringeth the smackdown upon all that is good and true and nice and sweet. Most of the alternatives will be sophomoric in style and sexual in orientation but maybe not. We'll see. Oh yeah, this may also become a clearing house for my new band names as well.
And here we go, the first few titles, hot off the presses:
File these first few under Sarcastic Titulation
Harry Penis and the Underage Vagina or the incredibly easy Harry Penis and the Sorceror's Bone

A possible Band Name or Two:
This was stolen from a friend I lost touch with almost a decade ago now but is still damned good quality. Schindler's Fist, just so she could raise her drumsticks at the end of the show and say "Thank you, we are Schindler's Fist". It would also work for a historical porn (that would be a cool confluence, education and porn!).
Bullseye Dixon was the name of a pal's band for a long time. Clever and funny, just like Joey. It would also very, very well for a pornstar's stage name.
And a pseudo-country song: Ode to my Electric Toothbrush that I Smashed on the Ground During the Last Blackout. (Its pseudo because everyone knows that country boys don't brush their teeth much less use an electric but hey, I liked it.)

I've also got some replacement song lyrics in me but I want to get the other post pulled together and released to the wild first. And then there's this week's Cheddar X that I've got to get to.

One more bit 'o joy and then its lights out with more house hunting tomorrow, maybe a little ride up to Dela or out on the motorcycle. We shall see.

A Politically Incorrect Observation
I'm sure that I'm headed straight to hell if there is one but damn, Christopher Reeve is about the creepiest looking guy ever now. I just saw a recent interview with him and he just plain weirds me right the fuck out. Yes, I feel bad for the guy and wish he weren't as broken as he is but damn. I might have nasty dreams tonight because of him.