Fun with Semantics and Enunciation
Has anyone else noticed how similar the words "tourist" and "terrorist" are? Might make some friendly fire incidents if the Marines come blasting in and Dick and Jane Johnson from Hoboken start screaming "Tourist, tourist, tourist."

And heck, everytime Shrub talks about the war on terror, it always sounds like he's saying "tourist" and sometimes I'm not sure that that's what he means too.