10.21.2003

Cool New Tech
It seems that a new technology may make for even smaller, even longer lasting batteries and other power sources. Water sparks new power source that generates power from pumping liquid through micro-channels. I don't understand how it all works but there's a good diagram explaining it. What it means is that we'll have better batteries for all our toys sometime in the future.

Vacuous MTV "Reality Show" Stupidities
Has anyone with more than fifty brain cells still kicking been able to sit through an entire episode of Nick and Jessica's show, Newlyweds, on MTV? Were they strapped down with their eyes forced open? Is there any worse pap crap on the box these days than these two idiots? Jessica Simpson comes off as being a skinny Anna Nicole, basically white trash without the first clue about the world.
Here's the latest news from the bad, bad, bad show.
You may be wondering why Jessica Simpson Visits Chicken of the Sea? Well, its because she was confused by the name. Chickens, you see, don't live in the sea and so she didn't know whether she was eating tuna or chicken (apparently the taste and texture wasn't enough help). So she went to Chicken of the Sea and they, patiently, explained the origin of the name and the fact that, yes, its tuna fish. Not chicken.
Stay tuned for more moronic epiphanies from one of the worst concepts in reality tv yet (and there have been some damned spectacularly awful shows).

And Finally, a Harley for the Doggy Style Lovin' Masses
This comes by way of EB and is the New Harley for Men or women than want to be like men. Take a moment to examine the picture and note the tank with the double bubble butt and legs stretching back into the frame. Kind of a cool idea but I think I'll stick with my little rice rocket for now.

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