Britney Weighs in on Kissing Madonna and the War in Iraq
I know, writing about Britney Spears again, her making out with Madonna and whatever drools forth from her face. Why would someone interview her when she Makes Kiddie Pools Look Deep by Comparison?

Let me summarize. Madonna made the kiss alot longer than Britney had thought or expected and Britney will never kiss another woman again unless is Madonna. YAWN.

And when asked about Bush's decisions, her response was "Honestly, I think we should just trust our president in every decision that he makes and we should just support that." And let's see, that's not even the barest shred of an opinion, why? I'm sure her publicist told her to not knock on Bush at all or risk the wrath of the President-is-ALWAYS-Right Club. You know, the idiots who live in a constant state of denial about the most crooked and lyingest regime to ever take the reigns of power in the US.

Good work, Britney, um, aren't you late for your 3 o'clock lobotomy? Oh, you got to that this morning, such an industrious girl. Now go and spend two hours shimmying your buttocks, Christina's been practicing more and it shows, you were off shimmy at the VMA's. Oh yeah, and keep practicing how pretend to say something when you're actually just moving your mouth and making word noises. Now go and cry about Justing some more.