Tales of the Dangerously Stupid and Inept
Today's story is about an idiot who took a Harley on a test ride. He rode around our neighborhood for a little bit and thoght that he wanted to head out to the beach so people could see just how cool he was on the big shiny hunk of shit he was riding.

So he tried to pull on to the main strip in Seabright, Seabright Ave., from a side street. Only thing is that he fucked up somewhere along the way, either slipped off or whatever. But the motorcycle dumped him and then charged across the street and smashed into the front window of Linda's Seabreeze Cafe to where a family of four had been eating only a few minutes before. They would have been seriously injured and possibly killed because this nimrod didn't know what he was doing on the big stupid hog.

Strangest thing is that I can't find any news of it anywhere, not in the local paper, not on Google News, nowhere. Like it almost never happened. But check out the home page and you'll see the front door and window boarded up as repairs are begun. I'm glad no one was seriously hurt in the accident although I think the "biker" was beat up some by the getoff. I hope he gets sued by everyone involved and can't ever swing a leg over a motorcycle again. Bikers don't need the kind of publicity he brings.

Note: I don't hate all Harleys or Harley riders but the vast pre-dominance seem to think that motorcycle design began and ended with a big fat ass cruiser bike that is slower than most cars and can't corner for shit and costs twice as much as any decent motorcycle that'll run rings around it. The bikes on American Chopper are not Harleys, they are custom cruisers and are in a whole different class, half art, half motorcycle. I like them. My bike cost $8 all told and the only Harleys on the road that can keep up with it are the Buells because they're a sporterized version of the Harley V-Twin. A Harley-Davidson is attitude and noise whereas a Jap bike is about performance and value. I'll take the latter any day of the week or weekend.

[Update: Here's the news blurb in the Santa Cruz Sentinel:
Motorcycle hits cafe window
No one was injured when a motorcyclist veered off Seabright Avenue Thursday afternoon and drove through the window of Linda�s Seabreeze Cafe.
According to police, the accident was noninjury and no charges have been filed from the accident, which happened at about 2:45 p.m.]

$5K for a Date with a Porn Star cum Gubernatorial Candidate?
Yeah, yeah I like the headline there as well, anytime you can work cum into a headline about a porn star you're well assured that it'll be a good post. Anyway, here's the deal.
Porn Candidate Offers Date to Big Donors but says that there won't be any sex involved, period.

Does Mary Carey, who is among the most unappealling porn stars I've ever seen, really think she has a chance at becoming the governor of California? Or is this just another way to boost sales of her porn movies? I'm guessing the latter but who knows, all that stupid might have actually gotten her to think that she might have a chance.

But she's one of 150 people running. Against Arnold, against Gary Coleman (a lock for the undersized minority vote), against actual politicians with political skills and experience. And a whole rainbow of other freaks intent on taking part in the derailment of the political process in California. At a cost of $61 million to Californians when we're already $38 billion behind, good thinking GOP agenda! Thanks for helping to add to the problem.

I'm sure her porn is being rented at much faster rates than before this really quite stupid idea to become the governor. Tits do not a governor make.