Why Does Yahoo Suck Sweaty Goat Nuts?
I'm sure this has been a burning question on everyone's mind for years now.
Why does Yahoo suck so badly?

Well, I can't really answer that question as I'm not a part of Yahoo.

But I can respond to the ways that Yahoo sucks. There's a post from a few weeks back about the current situation with Yahoo and their blackmailing me into upgrading to their pay service for a exorbitant $10 a month for email and to keep my fantasy teams.

Well now the new deal that Yahoo seems intent on doing is to basically force this account to die on the vine. I've caved and was prepared to pay their stupid fees and deal with their terribly rude system to overcharge customers. But, when I'd tried to "upgrade" to their new pay system, I was faced with a security page that requests I enter my Security Key. Something I may have had at one point but have long since lost.

No problem, Yahoo provides a link in case you Forget Your Security Key?. Which is great, only clicking it sends me back to the login page to verify I am who I say I am. And then, when I click the submit buttom after re-typing my login and password, I'm taking to the upgrade service page.

Can you see where this is going? Here's a hint, just look behind you and you'll see where you are headed.
A perpetual circle of stupidity and another case for getting the hell away from a company as unutterably stupid as to implement this system.

Add into that joy that now Yahoo's Help pages refuse to load in any way shape or form.

So, here's my open call to Yahoo. Get your heads out of your accountant's asses and either quit forcing me to upgrade my service or lower the cost by about 80% or make the upgrade process actually work without sending people into permanent circling patterns or, at the very fucking least, make your help pages and help forums functional so this ridiculous pain in the ass can be dealt with and I can move on with my life.