Cows Cannot Lie: Shania Twain Sucks
Another gem from Esther, official Online Goddess of Intellectual Poison, Cows Don't Rock On is an article about the varying milk production levels observed while stimulating cows with different kinds of music.
And apparently cows are well able to see through Shania's veneer and recognize that she's a pretty soul less automaton who's more interested in money than music. Sure, she's got a great body and face and all that but she's a bit of an ice queen from all accounts I've read. What a waste.
Cows prefer classical music apparently. And that makes sense, its slower and far more sonorous than rock, which I love but don't like trying to sleep to or relax to.
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